 Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai?
Papa: Tum mere bete ho Ye Sach hai,Tumhara Dost Arshad B mera hi beta hai Ye 1 Raaz hai ;)
Ek Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm.
To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . .
Bajate Raho. . . . . !
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its "Rs." per minute!
Ek admi doosre admi se
"ye bachey itne shararti kyun hotey hain"
Doosra bola
"Jo cheez banti sharaRat se hain wo sharif kasey ho sakti hain"
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi.
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Police ne larka or larki ko motor cycle per jatey rok kar poocha:
kya lagti hai ye tumhari?
Larka: wese to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lagau to thori thori lagti hai
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao
cute Nurse came for a job interview.
Dr: What salary do you expect?
Nurse:Rs10,000.
Dr was overjoyed n said "My pleasure"
Nurse:With PLEASURE its Rs:15,000.
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U
MEGHA- What Do U Mean By Mrs.MEGHA
I'm Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA, Bad News 4 U
Medical Science says tight clothing stops circulation
but the truth is tighter a woman's clothing,
more the circulation in man's body
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha.
Principal entered & asked angrily: Kiss ka period chal raha hain?
8 larkian sharmate hue:
Sir hamara...
GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur.
THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai.
Vada kar?.
Roz ?POTTY? dhone tu ayega
Arz kia hai.
The later the bus the longer the que.
The later the bus the longer the que.
Wah Wah Wah
The shorter the skirt the better the view
Teacher: Passive mein badlo
Bache jab Sunsan Jagaao per Jate hein to Hadso ko Janam Dete hein
Student: Sunsan Jagao per hue Haadse Bacho ko Janam Dete Hain
Lady - Shoes dikhaiye .
Shopkeeper : Kitne number ka ?
Lady - 36 no.
Shopkeeper Jao madam jao , ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kya Lena hai.
Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me
I Allowed
Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows
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